How Do You Eat an Elephant?

Aug 13 , 2009
Do you know the joke about the elephant? How do you eat an elephant? Answer; one bite at a time. Earlier today I was feeling as if I were standing in the middle of an entire herd [...]
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Cures for Writer’s Block & some Preventatives

Aug 11 , 2009
I don’t get writer’s block, it’s a failure of confidence and that’s not my gig, but I do have moments when the words don’t come, when the negative [...]
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How to Say, No

Aug 10 , 2009
I’ve run into several women lately, and a few articles, that make me feel like sharing some of my dating strategy. What are my credentials for this advice? I’ve been [...]
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I Did Not Buy a Lizard Today

Aug 09 , 2009
There was a herpetology show today. Pili, Carri’s wife, and I went. Carri told her not to buy anything for them, but only for work. I went along to make certain of that, and [...]
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Having Your Cake & Your Diet, Too

Aug 08 , 2009
How to have your cake and stay on your nutrition plan, too. First have small piece of desert. Small means anything wider than two inches is a no-no. Second enjoy eating it, no [...]
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If I Were My Own Friend

Aug 06 , 2009
I have no pages to show for today, or none that I’m keeping. I got very impatient with myself about it. I started to really beat myself up, then I thought well there is the [...]
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Hospital

Aug 05 , 2009
We just spent four hours in the emergency room with Carri, my assistant and good friend, and her wife, Pili. Carri left work here and headed for home about twenty minutes later [...]
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Vampires and Paranormal Thrillers

Aug 03 , 2009
Several of you have written in about my Entertainment Weekly interview. You’ve said that I disrespected Anne Rice by saying that I pioneered my genre, not hers. I [...]
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Trying for Displine

Aug 02 , 2009
Left Jon tucked into bed. We made the mistake of turning off a DVD but not the television and got caught up in the movie, "Apooloosa" based on a Robert B. Parker book. [...]
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Writing Advice, or maybe just Shared Confusion

Jul 29 , 2009
So many of you ask me how to be a published writer, and I’m sort of stumped, because every writer I know well does it differently. We are very individualistic creatures, we [...]
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